Know who he really is — before the first date.
The Tea Report gives you the insights you deserve before investing your time, energy, and trust.
- Totally private — he'll never know
James Thompson
San Francisco, CA · 31
Senior Engineer at Stripe
BS, UC Berkeley
$250K – $350K
How it works ✨
Protect your heart in minutes
You don't need a private investigator and you shouldn't need to learn one. Here's the whole flow.
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Enter His Details
Just provide his name and any other information you already know. That's all we need to get started.
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Get Your Report
Our AI instantly analyzes thousands of data points and creates a detailed profile for you.
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Date Smarter
Use your personalized insights to make confident decisions about who deserves your time and energy.
Your Insight Toolkit 📋
See Who He Really Is.
Six sections in the order you actually care about — no mystery data, no scary jargon, no buried fine print.
The Whole Picture
Name, age, city, photo if available, plus identity, registry, and freshness badges so you see the whole picture in one second.
Red Flag Detection
Every US state registry, checked on every report. Clear, match found, or possible — never a silent skip. Always shown first.
See The Real Person
Full legal name, middle name, known aliases, birth year, and sex — the basics you need to be sure you're looking at the right person.
The Resume Check
Current job, full work history, degrees, schools, and certifications. The is-he-who-he-says-he-is check, on one page.
Social Footprint
Confirmed LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter, GitHub, and more — each with a direct link so you can verify yourself in one click.
Sources & Receipts
When each section was last checked, plus a plain-English note on what this report is for — and what it isn't.
Pricing 💸
Date with your eyes open.
Skip the late-night deep dives, the suspicious DMs to his ex, and the sinking feeling. One page pulls together what the public record shows — his work, where he's lived, his social profiles, and a US sex-offender registry check — so you can read it for yourself. Go on the date you're actually excited about. 💖
- Same report every time — identity, work, contact, social, and the registry check.
- Refining a search before you pick a candidate is always free.
- If something goes wrong mid-report, the credit comes back automatically.
Have questions before you sign up? Skip to the FAQ.
Trust & safety 🤫
We take your safety, and his data, seriously.
Background checks for personal use are reasonable. They're also sensitive. Here's how we handle that.
Private by default
He's never told you ran a check. We don't notify subjects, ever.
Verified, then verified again
Every detail is pulled from trusted records and cross-checked before it lands on your report. No guesswork, no gossip.
For peace of mind, not paperwork
Built for your dating life — not for hiring, housing, or credit decisions. Those are FCRA-regulated, and that's not what we do.
Read the full privacy policy and the informational-use disclaimer.
Questions, answered
The honest answers, up front.
- No. We never contact, notify, or alert the person you're checking. Your search is between you and us.
- If our candidate list doesn't show a clear match, you can refine your search and try again at no cost. We only count a report once you've picked someone and we've generated it.
- Each fact is shown with the date we last checked it, so you can judge for yourself. Stronger, multi-confirmed details sit at the top; weaker ones — like a possible alternate email — are clearly marked as leads, not confirmed facts.
- No. The Tea Report is for personal, informational use — dating context only. Employment, housing, tenant, and credit decisions are governed by the Fair Credit Reporting Act and require an FCRA-compliant consumer reporting agency. We are not one.
- Up to four full reports per month, each combining identity, work, education, contact, social, and the US sex-offender registry. Cancel any time from your account page.
- Not in this version. Your four reports refresh at the start of each billing cycle. If you need more, that's a sign we should talk — drop us a line.
- Identity, work, education, contact, and social data work internationally where coverage is available. The sex-offender registry check is US-only — we'll note that clearly on the report.
- Your reports stay viewable in your account, and you can request deletion at any time by emailing us. We don't sell your data, and we don't share what you submit with anyone outside the providers we use to run the search.